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Interesting and funny quotes I collected from people's sigs and other places.


Today is the first day of the rest of your life.


Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living. - Omar N. Bradley


Cats soothe the nerves.


It's nice to be Important but It's more important to be Nice


Writing and art are like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and finally for money.


Remember in Minnesota the four season are: Almost Winter, Winter, Winter is Almost Over, and Road Construction.


Dreaming dreams is great but making them real is much better.


Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him.


We willful, lead by the unknowing, do impossible for the ungrateful.


An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard enough.


Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jellyside down. A cat glued to some jelly toast will hover in quantum indecision.


Sex is like math...
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution, and pray you don't multiply.


Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein


On the wings of a distant wish will true peace be achieved. Yes, in exactly the same way that the flaws of the world contradict the everlasting dream, it's what brings life to that desire...


Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss


I'm STUPID = Smart, Talented & Unique Person In Demand


To make an error is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.


I'm not short! I'm just vertically challenged!


Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite. - Dr. House


Teaching and learning is fun until you make a science of it.


Don't worry too much about what others think about you - they are already too busy being worried what you think about them!


I like your Christ. I don't like your Christians. They do not act like your Christ. - Ghandi


If we discover a desire within us that nothing in this world can satisfy, we should begin to wonder if perhaps we were created for another world. - C.S. Lewis


Watch your thoughts...they become words.
Watch your words...they become actions.
Watch your actions...they become habits.
Watch your habits...they become your character.
Watch your character...it becomes your destiny.
-Frank Outlaw

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:iconcisqua-fans:'s 5th contest has a winner!

It's :iconmissshowjumper:
Her main strength are pencil drawings, especially of horses, which she does beautifully. Check out for example these:

1. Westphalian Stallion
2. Curiosity
3. KWPN Stallion Voltaire II


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Free Rice is now updated to many subjects you can choose from (Words from 5 languages, world capitals, math, chemistry, art....)! Check it out! :boogie: [link]

I got to level 10 in German and Spanish, level 8 in French and 6 in Italian... but if I stayed longer, I would reach all 10 levels in all! :P
Beat that! ;)

:iconfreerice1plz::iconfreerice2plz:
Look what happens to the rice you donate in the game: [link]

I normally get 1000 grains in 3 minutes.

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[link] GIMP - free graphic editor, as good as Photoshop ;)
[link] tutorial for lineart and colouring in GIMP

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Taken from my good friend :iconhiphopqueen333: because I don't think it is a spam, but something to think about. For everybody.

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Why do we sleep in church,
But stay awake through a Harry Potter movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Vibe?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?


80 % of you won't repost this.

Then Jesus said:

"If you deny me in front of your friends,
I will deny you in front of my Father."

Simple truth for most of us, guys. I'm so glad God forgives and changes those who really do love and follow Him though. :w00t: :hug: GOD RULES!!!!


:bulletred: :bulletred: :bulletred: [link] :bulletred: :bulletred: :bulletred: Way of the Master - awesome and useful site about God and why we need Him.
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:rose: LINKS YOU MAY FIND INTERESTING :rose:

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:star: The Sims in an African way! ;D Free game. [link]

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"I like your Christ. I don't like your Christians. They do not act like your Christ." - Ghandi

About the Eve quote: SOMEONE ACTUALLY THINKS THE SAME THING I DO REGARDING THIS! :D YAY!

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-Many who live deserve death, but some who die deserve life.-

"The world is MINE :evillaugh: ...but I'll share it only with you :hug: ."
-MSO

"Jesus loves you. Why doesn't the government?" :shrug:
- Dan Halen, Squidbillies (A Sober Sunday)
Great quotes! :)

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..... i like Albert Einstein's quote; it really reminds me what we are and why.

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megamon's head which i like because i think it resembles me
:D

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Are you a GOOD person? - the ultimate test: [link]
:dance: Christ died for me so I can be saved.

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Hehe, also a good one! I will add it there.
I took it from a dA sig.

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Are you a GOOD person? - the ultimate test: [link]
:dance: Christ died for me so I can be saved.

:bulletyellow: [link] - my adopted dragon eggs! :aww: Click to help them hatch!
:) Thanks!

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Are you a GOOD person? - the ultimate test: [link]
:dance: Christ died for me so I can be saved.

:bulletyellow: [link] - my adopted dragon eggs! :aww: Click to help them hatch!
:giggle: Yeah

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Are you a GOOD person? - the ultimate test: [link]
:dance: Christ died for me so I can be saved.

:bulletyellow: [link] - my adopted dragon eggs! :aww: Click to help them hatch!
Cool! I really like them a lot, especially the Eve one because it debunks all the feminists and anti-male sentiment.

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-Many who live deserve death, but some who die deserve life.-

"The world is MINE :evillaugh: ...but I'll share it only with you :hug: ."
-MSO

"Jesus loves you. Why doesn't the government?" :shrug:
- Dan Halen, Squidbillies (A Sober Sunday)

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